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Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Monday, August 24, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Monday, August 24, 2026
Daily Summary
- cecelia spent an hour battling laptop sticker residue before discovering makeup wipes are the ultimate cleaning hack, prompting russ to deduce that makeup must be made of stickers.
- A server fantasy football league is taking shape, with cecelia decreeing that the loser must oil up, wear a maid costume, and stay on camera in voice chat for twenty four hours.
- racho had a complete meltdown over the Round1 registration site after scoring a spot to buy One Piece cards but being entirely unable to click the verify button.
- grim declared war on Epson printers after having to clean a nozzle head thirteen times for a single print, while stare simply advised them to buy a Brother printer next time.
- vega90 hosted a voice chat watch party for Patriots Day, which somehow doubled as an audio stream of kdub working.
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Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | .k.dub. | Full House | 5♥ 5♦ 8♦ 8♠ 8♣ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | saetesn | Full House | 7♠ 7♦ 7♣ A♣ A♥ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | momomatthew | Full House | 2♣ 2♦ 2♥ A♠ A♣ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | .russell | Full House | 2♠ 2♣ 2♥ K♣ K♦ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | Flush | 2♠ 6♠ 8♠ Q♠ A♠ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | panda_san | Straight | 2♣ 3♥ 4♠ 5♠ A♠ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | grim47 | Straight | 5♥ 6♣ 7♠ 8♥ 9♣ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Trips | 6♥ 6♠ 6♦ K♥ A♥ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Trips | 3♦ 3♥ 3♠ 5♣ 10♣ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Two Pair | Q♥ Q♣ K♣ A♦ A♠ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | starmanluffy | Two Pair | 4♦ 9♥ 9♣ A♦ A♥ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Misato | One Pair | 4♠ 5♣ 9♠ A♥ A♠ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | big_safety | One Pair | 9♠ J♥ J♣ Q♦ K♥ |
| 14 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | One Pair | 2♣ 5♦ 5♥ 7♣ A♦ |
| 15 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | One Pair | 4♦ 4♥ 5♥ 8♥ J♠ |
| 16 | — | — | fuzzyman3 | High Card | 9♣ 10♦ J♦ K♦ A♦ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | .k.dub. | NOXIOUS | 46 | JOXIUONS |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | RULING | 37 | RILLGUEN |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | idraws | MOTORIZE | 26 | OOTIRE** |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | QING | 25 | DOGOEINQ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | momomatthew | CLAIM | 20 | ILAAMCNE |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | Misato | DAILY | 18 | IYAAAWDL |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | IOTA | 16 | OIETAEII |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | DEPTH | 15 | PDOOTEHO |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | snoib | DRIVE | 14 | RVEGIDSC |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | BREED | 13 | AWBDREBE |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | sirhappyc | SIGIL | 11 | LIMIDGSI |
CityGuesser
Answer: Hudson, MI
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Lebanon, OH | 167.5 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | idraws | Chicago, IL | 168.7 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | big_safety | Bethlehem, PA | 474.2 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | New York | 483.1 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | .russell | Delaware | 495.9 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | .k.dub. | Hauppauge, NY | 582.4 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | South Carolina | 583.0 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | Georgia | 610.3 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Arkansas | 643.5 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Arkansas | 643.5 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | momomatthew | Kansas | 691.6 mi |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Misato | Wyoming | 1170.7 mi |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | starmanluffy | California | 1924.1 mi |
Hack
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | PERMITS | 7 | 0/7 | CRACKED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | starmanluffy | NASHVILLE | 8 | 0/7 | CRACKED |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .k.dub. | ADVANCES | 8 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | sirhappyc | BATHROOMS | 10 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | PENALTY | 10 | 3/7 | CRACKED |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | idraws | CHARLES | 10 | 3/7 | CRACKED |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 21 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | fuzzyman3 | 19 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | .russell | 19 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | lambo | 13 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | saetesn | 10 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | starmanluffy | 163 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | .russell | 96 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | .k.dub. | 78 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 68 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | vega90 | 35 |